Claptrap and hogwash

Actually I am getting rather confused over this rubbish issue. I seem to have difficulty in following the tripe printed by the English gutter press. If I understand rightly Gordon Brown, a Scot, seeking to leave Europe, is convinced that Scotland, who don’t belong to Europe but want to join Europe, will have their application vetoed by England who belong to Europe but want to leave and other such balderdash. Any way he has decided having spent a fortune on public health, wrecked the country’s finances and made a wasteland of people’s pensions, to now overload the hospitals with people sick from maggots, vermin and rodents running in the street after paying a call to the London sewers or other such dire drivel.

Although it may be that he is trying to create a divertissement for the junk projections that were given to the Olympic committee, garbage in, trash out. Anyway he seems to have got himself into a bottomless cess pit of crappy numbers which should, run and run, as with diarrhoea.

The up tick is that the army, which has got itself into a shithole in Iraq following Blair’s bunkum and eyewash, has a problem of soldiers mixed body parts. They are concerned that Gordon’s maggots will get into the rotting coffins of the young soldiers before they have time to sort out the DNA. The matter is creating a foul stench since it will later be necessary to get the right worm into the right coffin. And that before the royal dreg comes along to the cemetery.

Meanwhile Bliar in an attempt to create international sympathy and to pinch development funds from deserving countries has declared Kent a trashed county as a result of an earthquake of .001 on the Richter scale. Tragically, litter baskets have been wrecked, but no support is forthcoming. Hard crap living in a detested tip of a country.

As they say, where does the rubbish begin and the trash end*. Meanwhile over here we are splitting our sides laughing as the rosbifs are sinking in their own detritus.

(*Official answer John O’Groats and Lands End or vice versa)